I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

lynzave:

today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.

blacktinabelcher:

Why is this Freddie from icarly

blacktinabelcher:

Why is this Freddie from icarly

I dont think ive ever hated myself more than I do latley. Just want to give up on everything. Im so fucking tired of fighting.

these-times-shall-pass:

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arcticmonkies:

I always get offended when people go around me on the highway I’m sorry are we not going fast enough for you. Are you in a hurry. We’re all going to die anyway

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